2025-12-12:
GoAT diagrams
I’ve always been amused by tables in markdown:
| Column 1 | Column 2 |
| ------------- | ------------- |
| Cell 1, Row 1 | Cell 2, Row 1 |
| Cell 1, Row 2 | Cell 1, Row 2 |
It looks really simple and reasonable, and I have no idea how else to make it. But it’s absolutely incomprehensible, unusable, and impossible to make beautiful without a really smart editor.
You can make it ugly and it will still work, but it’s ugly!
But tables are something for the weak and obedient to the gods.
People rebelled, and decided to fully anger the gods, and came up with GoAT diagrams.
Delightfully traumatic. Infinitely cursed.
